- the professor: what are you doing?
- j: I'm looking into going to an ashram in the Bahamas
- the professor: oh, you'll be just fine
- j: I know, but yoga on the beach sounds really nice
- the professor: what do they feed you there? cabbage?
- j: "a yoga diet is a vegetarian diet"
- the professor: are you eating right now?
- j: yeah, I'm having a steak and egg and cheese bagel from McDonald's
