January 2010
34 posts
Oh, do not ask, “What is it?” Let us go and make...
I do this all the time. I’m going to therapy for it.
teaforonesvp:
Whenever I have a huge life question that needs an answer, I tend to do something dangerous in a controlled setting, save myself at the last second, ask myself that life question right when I come out of it, and then I have my answer.
I intentionally tried to get in a car crash today. And avoided it at the last second.
Unrequited love
is probably not love, but it’s what we’re addicted to and obsess over.
I’m guilty of this, or maybe it’s my sick obsession with revenge, or unrequited love turned into my sick obsession. (Psyches are so complex, who knows?)
But I’m also guilty of not being more attentive to the one who actually loves me.
I don’t know which is worse. They both make me feel...
Things I learned on my cruise trip
The weather around the world is wonky at the moment. It was raining in the Bahamas. Can we say, “what the fuck?”
I hate cruises. I forgot it’s like an old and obese people convention. Plus I threw up every other night due to the rough waters.
You are not who they say you are. My cousin, who I believe is satan’s child is a “fashion designer” and I say...
Confirmation
This cruise trip only confirmed one thing. Yes, I was right. My cousin is the spawn of Satan and his whore and I still wish she’d die of Ebola.
Mr Blue Sky by ELO
Because who doesn’t love...
Fucking Boyfriend by The Bird and the Bee.
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I feel like Pam
Remember that one Christmas episode of The Office where they do the yankee swap and Pam gets the iPod? Remember when she says “It’s totally going to change the way I work out”? Well that’s how I feel about my iPhone.
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Dustin O’Halloran - Opus 36
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