Rejazz by Regina Spektor. I love!
I think it’s a Western notion of demonizing inactivity. No one can be productive...– Elliott Smith will always remain my favorite artist. —————————————————————— Elliott Smith to Rolling Stone on writer’s block (via delbertshoopman) (via beckie)
I just realized:
Life is too long or too short, depending on how you feel about life, and you shouldn’t spend time with people who 1) piss you off or 2) depress the living daylight out of you. This is why I’m cutting out certain people from my life. I only have the utmost respect for genuinely happy people. Let’s live a happy life, non? (god I sound like those asian stationaries with horrible...
Guilty Pleasures, Part 2
Rhinoplasty jokes. Holy crap, they never fail to crack me up. Burgers and fries and a large coke from Dairy Queen An icy cold beer at midnight, perfectly aware that I’ll be bloated like the Michelin man the next morning.
well the one good thing about not getting invited to the orals is that I get plenty of pity party from the boyfriend. In the last 8 hours I received: Large Awesome Açai soothie from Robek’s Bliss spa things from Costco Food stuff to make stuffed shells from Costco Mike’s Hard lemonade promise of him stealing me a 64 jigga iPod Touch from work. 2 Miyazaki DVDs (Howl’s...
Saw a girl get caught stealing make-up at Sephora
haha what happened?? teaforonesvp: Hahaha…
Where I was on 9/11
I was in the 8th grade, outside, during PE Class. We heard the Pentagon crash since we were only miles outside of Arlington (the Pentagon is in Arlington, VA, not DC), and minutes later, we were ushered back inside. Kids whose parents worked at the Pentagon were taken to another room, and I remember thinking what if other cities are attacked? randyhaddock: I had just moved to Florida from...
Learn to shorten your speeches, okay? They get boring after 30 minutes.
THE Best Chocolate Chip Cookie Recipe →
You know what the best chocolate chip cookie recipe is? The one on the Nestle Toll House bag of chocolate chips. Double the amount of vanilla (premium quality only!) and add an extra half bag of chips. I learned this from Amy Sedaris. rewbog: Making these at the restaurant now.
I don’t care about the stupid games you can play on the iPods. Let’s hurry it up, please.
Guilty Pleasures, Part 1
Eavesdropping Checking my ex-boss’ e-mail account to see what kind of a bullshit she’s doing lately. Checking my ex’s facebook to see if he has a girlfriend. He never does, and he only put up pictures of Asian girls with underbites and terrible haircuts, so I am always happy when I look at his facebook. Practicing putting on makeup
Why I'm so glad I left Apple Retail.
x: I'm so glad my credit card debt is sooo low compared to other people.
bf: oh yeah?
x: yeah these people have like $20,000 worth of credit card debt. I only have a little over $10,000.
bf: let's invite Jennifer to our house party.
j: isn't she nuts? didn't she go nutso and go to scotland on a whim?
bf: yeah, but she's back.
j: so has she de-nuttified herself?
A bit of retardation:
professor: so why did you choose to become a Marine?
student: a bit of retardation.
professor: excuse me?
student: I thought i was signing up for the coast guard.
professor: oh dear.