December 2009
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ugggh
FYI: it’s a HORRIBLE idea to gulp down a venti gingerbread latte after not drinking caffeinated beverages for 2.5 weeks.
Will try to avoid Starbucks in 2010. It’ll be easier on the wallet, the waistline, the teeth, and my GI tract.
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Wow, I feel good
I think I deleted several hundred, if not several thousand e-mails from my gmail account. Most of them were from my youth (scoff! I mean 2 years ago) and most of them were to and from the ex.
It’s like a huge weight has been lifted off me.
I know, I know. I’m like a clichéd chick flick starring Jennifer Love Hewitt and you know she dumps her boyfriend and struts in her undies and...
Singing:
“I wanna punch your faaaace” to the tune of the Beatles’ “I wanna hold your haaand.”
Why?
I am cleaning out my gmail and dear god there are so many e-mails from my ex and if he were next door, I would smother him to death.
But I think punching his face would make me feel better.
You know, the whole pain creating endorphins thing.
Right Back Where We Started From - Maxine...
Little Known Fact About Me:
I lose my hearing when I drink… so I end up shouting. ”WHAT ARE YOU SAYING??? SPEAK UP!”
worst month of my life
i want to hug you and make you some cookies.
katecast:
1 my boyfriend dumped me.
2 i have no job.
3 and now my macbook just died.
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Bourgeois Shangri La by Miss Li
From the iPod...
e-mail from the bf
:-( I think I saw a vampire!!! He looked like the guy in new moon but I didn’t see if e drove a Volvo. Creepy mall. Sent from my iPhone
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I think I’m dating a 13 year old girl disguised as a burly 28 year old man.
Random Fact About Me:
I love having background noise on when I work. Well okay, I like having background noise at all times, even when I sleep. This week I must have listened to (not watched) Star Trek (2009) at least 20 times lol (but that’s also on the account that I pulled 4 all nighters in a row). I can probably recite the entire movie to you by now. I also have a crush on Spock.
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Text from my cousin... about the other cousin
“So I’m sick of this cousin already. SAVE ME!”
hahahaha.
oh god, we’re gonna be stuck with her for a week, in the middle of the ocean…
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Walcott - Vampire Weekend
Sounds Christmas-y....
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Dear Food Cravings,
Go away. Please.
I’m going to the Bahamas in a month and I don’t want to rip the seams off my bathingsuit with my fat globules.
Please, please, please.
And Self-Control, where the hell are you when I need you? You’re like that asshole boyfriend from high school, aren’t you.
-J
Dad vs. Squirrel
Elaine,
I think we have the same fathers.
We have a persimmon tree outside and the squirrels like to eat them. My dad then proceeded to buy a shotgun instead of proper netting.
teaforonesvp:
Dad has been complaining about the pesky squirrel eating our persimmons. When he said he had a solution, I thought he bought maybe a net to cover the tree.
He bought an air soft version of James Bond’s...
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skip to the end...
once i thought my relationship was going to be like a long, dragged out rom-com. Then it didn’t. I am thankful for that.
teaforonesvp:
This is the longest rom-com of my life, when do we actually get together?!?!
Yesterday, he tried one of my persimmons. He had never tasted one before, so he was curious. He liked it, and I told him I’d bring him one today. I put it on his desk, and he...
Update
I’m going to the Bahamas Jan 10-17
It’ll be under certain caveats (a cousin who I wish died of ebola is coming along)
my friend is going to appear on the new season of Top Chef!
my dog has gotten obese
i’ve gotten obese
i’m an emotional eater
i’m stressed out
but hey, retin-a makes my skin look good.
but the stress thing is a bit too much on the waistline.