February 2012
26 posts
I think Kelly Clarkson needs to find a good...
Since the beginning of her career, all of her songs have been very anti-stupid ex-boyfriend, and while I can understand the sentiment pervading through most of her songs, maybe she needs to go see a therapist and figure out why she continues to pursue relationships with the wrong people. Since my own breakup and lengthy therapy treatments, I’m now all for understanding one’s past to...
“They never do as well as you hope they would do but they never do as terribly as...”
– The Professor on kids.
Found my insperation to run
AHAHAHAHAHAAA I must get this app.
moveit2loseit:
It’s an app on the ipod, it’s free and awesome.
It’s called Paranoid. And you must run from zombies. It’s super awesome.
My only problem is that my mom doesnt want me running around town alone (She’s scared I’m going to get stolen away or something. idk)
And so I can’t play it.
Things I'm seriously considering should I fail to...
Apply for a certificate in nutrition studies and become a yoga teacher.
January 2012
59 posts
Crying John Terry
Suzanne, the owner, limps a little but never spills a drink. A former bareback artiste, she likes athletes who cry with disappointment. She dislikes seeing men humiliated in front of their kids.
-Amélie
God, Suzanne would have had a field day watching the 2008 Champions League Final. You get both John Terry and Ronaldo crying!
georgieterry:
Bonus: Crying Georgie
한강찬가 Trumpet Version
From The Host OST
“Had I not become a footballer, I think I would have been a virgin.”
–
Peter Crouch’s honest assessment of himself.
“Sometimes on a day off I go to the doughnut shop. When we play at home, I go...”
– Arsenal midfielder Cesc Fabregas turns into Homer Simpson. Have you ever been to a doughnut party? Me neither…
5 tags
Welp
my license got suspended because I forgot to mail the check for my traffic citation.
when it rains, it pours.
Under ACTA, airport officials would be allowed to... →
That moment in every baker's life
When you can’t wait for the stupid dough to rise fast enough and to make it worse, you can’t tell if it doubled in size.
am i growing up?
I feel like I should be crying in the corner of a closet somewhere but I’m strangely optimistic. Cautious, sure, but optimistic nonetheless.
I think what’s keeping me sane is knowing that nothing is permanent. This feeling of emptiness, misery, failure. While I’m experiencing them now, I know it won’t stay with me forever. And I know that later down the line,...
the professor: what are you doing?
j: I'm looking into going to an ashram in the Bahamas
the professor: oh, you'll be just fine
j: I know, but yoga on the beach sounds really nice
the professor: what do they feed you there? cabbage?
j: "a yoga diet is a vegetarian diet"
the professor: are you eating right now?
j: yeah, I'm having a steak and egg and cheese bagel from McDonald's
the brain works in mysterious ways
so sometimes, my mind does this weird thing where during my sleep, i can explore stuff. (i know this sounds like i do a lot of drugs, but really, i’ve only mixed tequila and pain killers and that was back in high school)
so early this morning, somehow, i was dreaming about my applications (even though they were submitted on sunday night) and i was somehow going through my Tufts essays....
