equinox yoga parody
Welp
my license got suspended because I forgot to mail the check for my traffic citation.
when it rains, it pours.
That moment in every baker’s life
When you can’t wait for the stupid dough to rise fast enough and to make it worse, you can’t tell if it doubled in size.
am i growing up?
I feel like I should be crying in the corner of a closet somewhere but I’m strangely optimistic. Cautious, sure, but optimistic nonetheless.
I think what’s keeping me sane is knowing that nothing is permanent. This feeling of emptiness, misery, failure. While I’m experiencing them now, I know it won’t stay with me forever. And I know that later down the line, I’ll experience the same sort of soul-sucking feelings again but I guess knowing that everything is cyclical makes me feel better.
the-girl-in-the-flammable-skirt:
We’ll ride through the city tonight
We’ll see the city’s ripped backsides
We’ll see the bright and hollow sky
We’ll see the stars that shine so bright
Stars made for us tonight
- the professor: what are you doing?
- j: I'm looking into going to an ashram in the Bahamas
- the professor: oh, you'll be just fine
- j: I know, but yoga on the beach sounds really nice
- the professor: what do they feed you there? cabbage?
- j: "a yoga diet is a vegetarian diet"
- the professor: are you eating right now?
- j: yeah, I'm having a steak and egg and cheese bagel from McDonald's
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